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    <description>Other people's clipboards for your entertainment</description>
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      <title>I Wrote Your Name</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/i-wrote-your-name.html</link>
      <description>wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it
away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote
your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote
your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
Send this to everyone you love or care about or even think is really nice including the person that sent it to
you. If you send this to 10 people in the next 43 minutes, then
tomorrow will be the best day ever. </description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 20:00:06 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Job Opportunities In NY NYC</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/job-opportunities-in-ny-nyc.html</link>
      <description>I am currently looking for an opportunity in NJ and NYC area. I have total 10 years of experience in the field of development mostly with financial companies. I believe that my qualification is an ideal match for senior consulting position. I could make a valuable contribution in the field of senior developer. The followings are the highlights of my career. 
·	A distinguished career directing the development of quality software solution including design, development, architecture. Also support fully functional, reliable and secured system. 
·	Technical proficiency in numerous software, platform and administrative tools. 
·	Exceptional leadership abilities with the demonstration capability build highly productive environment; motivate functional and non-functional teams; mentor development area with the technological advancement. 
In additions, I offer outstanding organizational skills, which have proven to be a critical asset in development, maintenance and architecture solutions. These quality with combined with my dedication and tireless work ethic, should enable me to make a positive impact to senior developer position</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:59:35 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Bad Luck Chain Message</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/bad-luck-chain-message.html</link>
      <description>HAHAHAHAHA now u'll have bad luck for 957 days and wont have a girlfriend/ boyfriend or sex for 3 years unless you repost it with any of these titles:

1.).Some black guy Got Me Pregnant
2.)I Made Love To your mom Last Night.
3.)My Boyfriend turned out to be Gay.
4.)I got laid last night!
5.)I'm a lesbian
6.)I pierced my nipples *PICS*
7.)I'm going out </description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:58:48 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Chemistry Homework</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/chemistry-homework.html</link>
      <description>Hello. I really don't have much to say today other than I'm still in a really good mood. Except I have a massive amount of chemistry homework to do and it's really confusing. Plus the teacher hasn't been there for the past two days and everyone is getting all confused and the poor intern was trying to teach us but dumb idiotic people had to talk talk talk. Ugh! So hard to concentrate with such racket! I was hoping I would get a chance to read and practice my singing but I guess that's not going to happen tonight. My dad is trying to learn how to play Switchfoot for his band. Ha ha! I love it. He's stealing my CDs though and I need them otherwise I'll die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry but I have to listen to Switchfoot at least once a day. Just have to. I want him to play Daisy. Maybe I can sing it.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:57:25 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Dont Call Him Albertaa</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/dont-call-him-albertaa.html</link>
      <description>like i was just standing there and sam and nicci were like we should yell albertaa when he goes and she gave them a look and was like dont call him that!</description>
      <guid>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/dont-call-him-albertaa.html</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:55:25 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>Sent To Juvi</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/sent-to-juvi.html</link>
      <description>he rapped a 3 and  5 Year old and got sent to juvi. my grandpal had to take him</description>
      <guid>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/sent-to-juvi.html</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:54:47 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>19f For cam2cam</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/19f-for-cam2cam.html</link>
      <description>hi f\19 want f cam2cam</description>
      <guid>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/19f-for-cam2cam.html</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:54:31 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>People Think Im Pregnant</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/peopl-think-im-pregnant.html</link>
      <description>All Alone says:
lmfao. me anddd my friends were talkingg.
All Alone says:
and she said something like... yeah people think im pregnant.
All Alone says:
and i was like..
Masquerade says:
oh no
Masquerade says:</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:52:49 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>The Id Hit That Game</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2008/05/05/the-id-hit-that-game.html</link>
      <description>There is at least one person on your Myspace list that wants to f*** the hell out of you.

So lets play the I'D HIT ThaT! game.

The rules are simple... if you want to screw the person who posts this, send them a C0MM3NT saying "yep, I'd hit that."

SCARED? lol this is hilarious

YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.
There is at least one person on your Myspace list that </description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:52:15 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>OH NO3S</title>
      <link>http://www.clipboardsecrets.com/2007/09/04/oh-no3s.html</link>
      <description>ATTENTION MYSPACE USERS: Since of all the newcasters,reporters,the government, the state.. there all saying who myspace is bad because of kiddnappings,rape, killings,shootings.. all of it, you know it, i either have to write a letter to the state explaining how myspace can be a great enviroment, or i have to shut down myspace, which would cancel all your access and mine :( i dont want this to happen. I dont think you do either, so repost this with " Go Tom" and i'm going to take a count of how many people repost, which means that you want to still have myspace, so i can include this in my letter, PLEASE repost this!</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:44:18 -0400</pubDate>
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